Rupert Murdoch Exits
As Murdoch exit the UK, hands tightly cuffed... he began to protest...
"I don't understand what the big deal is. People always complain that the government isn't listening. Well let me tell you I make and break governments and I am listening. I am listening to you and your kids without you even knowing about it. You want the truth? ... you can't handle the truth. Thats why we print whatever sells. It doesn't matter what the story is, so long as there's a good guy and a bad guy. A few teary eyed victims here or there, a pinch of tragedy - its all good business if it sells. I was gonna take over BSkyB, then the BBC, and the the world and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddlesome kids..."
Ed Milliband turned to David Cameron and smiled "Well at least he still thinks we're kids."
"It's only because you act like one with your brother."
David turned to Scooby Doo Clegg. "Time to go Scoob," he said to his trusty hound who followed him into every battle. "No time to play games... AV vote is over. After all we still got loads of work to do if we wanna pay our way through university."
"I don't understand what the big deal is. People always complain that the government isn't listening. Well let me tell you I make and break governments and I am listening. I am listening to you and your kids without you even knowing about it. You want the truth? ... you can't handle the truth. Thats why we print whatever sells. It doesn't matter what the story is, so long as there's a good guy and a bad guy. A few teary eyed victims here or there, a pinch of tragedy - its all good business if it sells. I was gonna take over BSkyB, then the BBC, and the the world and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddlesome kids..."
Ed Milliband turned to David Cameron and smiled "Well at least he still thinks we're kids."
"It's only because you act like one with your brother."
David turned to Scooby Doo Clegg. "Time to go Scoob," he said to his trusty hound who followed him into every battle. "No time to play games... AV vote is over. After all we still got loads of work to do if we wanna pay our way through university."
